toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004

salad fingers

Salad fingers is a mentally ill man who lives in some sort of wasteland / refuge for the insane. his only companions are his equaly crazy neighbors and a few sock puppets. He enjoys the feel of rusty metals and that has replaced sex in his psyche. He probally got his name from noting that his fingers were solid and confused it with "salad".

Salad fingers: "I love the feeling of rusty spoons, it's almost orgasmic"

by Crackymcsmacky October 4, 2005

Lame Salad

(n) The lamest thing that can happen.

Refers to the ancient carribean salad that is the worst salad ever.

That meeting was some lame salad.

by Jared Dck December 18, 2005

shrimp salad

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

fruit salad

a person who culturally comes from many different backgrounds and cannot be labeled as just one.

person 1: what natio are you?
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad

by randomnesss4321 July 12, 2009

salad tossee

Person on recieving end of a rim job.

Opposite of salad tosser

by Rare_Herbz February 5, 2004

Caesar salad

The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.

I was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a Caesar salad.

by Lex Icon December 4, 2003