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dark and stormy

An island cocktail served in a tall glass. Over ice add one part spiced rum, equal part ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wedge. Black Seal Rum or Pussers are fine choices.
A lush tropical breeze caressed my feet, lazily propped up on the railing separating the beach from the bar. Over my shoulder I winked at the bartender who soon brought me another Dark and Stormy.
by Cruble November 25, 2006
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Sex story

It was a winter night. Scarlett heard a doorbell, it was her boyfriend Adrien. It was 2am, he was trying to sleep but couldn't stop thinking about Scarlett's body. Scarlett felt flattered, thinking her and Adrien starting drifting apart, but realized all he does is think about her. Scarlett pushes Adrien onto the bed, and with a sexy voice, she responds " I'll be back. " as she steps into the bathroom. She starts taking her clothes off passionately, with nothing left except her black bra and thongs.

She walks out of the bathroom knowing that she's about to have the night of her life. She takes off Adrien's pants and shirt, while Adrien says " that body is better than I thought. ", he smirks. Adrien starts playing with Scarlett's boobs while they french kiss for a whole minute. They gave each other hand jobs and stop for a second. Adrien starts pushing in his dick into her ass while she moans with pleasure. She cums for the first time in her life, knowing that she had thr most amazing sex. To be continued.
You just cummed while reading this Sex story.
by gurll4561 April 22, 2022
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a stormbringer

humiliating yourself on a public forum for the sake of getting unbanned from a lineage 2 server
You get banned for using cheats. At first, you deny it. Then you set up a huge apology which includes at least the following:

- admit to your sad personality
- admit that you can't live without a computer game
- lots of fancy words
- repent your sins
- repeadetly ask for forgiveness
- warn others not to do the same thing

Use of the word: Hey, that guy just did a stormbringer!
by t/o September 19, 2008
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sex story

As I was thrown down into the bed, the taller boy straddled my waist, slipping off my see-through short skirt and revealing pretty black lace panties. I shivered as the other, shorter boy ran his cold fingers down my inner thighs, placing kisses and small nips at the soft, exposed skin. I gasped, my nails grasped feebly at the silky sheets. The taller boy grinned, hooking my panties with a slender finger and pulling them down past my feet, discarding them next to my skirt. The shorter boy had worked on removing my shirt and unhooking my lingerie bra, revealing my large, plump boobs, soft and inviting.

The taller boy had slicked up his dick as the shorter one focused on sweatily making out with me, his tongue searching my mouth heatedly, leaving me practically begging for more of his lips licking against mine, my sexy hips gravitating. The taller one mounted me as we were doing this doggy style, pushing his dick in quickly and gripping me by my hips. “Like this, whore?”

I whined like the little bitch I was. Needily perking my ass up in the air as he thrusted in and out, dick filling me up, the head running against the sides of my pussy. “O-oh, ah… fuck me, oh, god..”

The shorter threw down his pants and shoved his dick in my mouth, fucking my face harshly, muttering dirty names underneath his breath huskily. “Like being tagteamed bitch?”

Their balls slapped against me. My daddies fucking me, their little slut, as hard as they wanted.

My sex story.
by pisskinks69 October 14, 2022
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Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.
Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.
by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006
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horny story

Olivia decided to share the wonderful semen to her friend, and they kissed, sharing the sticky liquid and swallowing it. They've had the best sex ever. The teacher decided to fuck Olivia too, and did all sorts of dirty stuff from rubbing her waist to giving her anal sex. They finally dress back up and came home, their inner thighs covered in cum. I hope you enjoy this horny story :)
by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022
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dorm storm

The raiding of freshman dorms on a college campus by students several years older in search of sexual activity or friendly acquaintances.
"Hey, wanna join us? We're gonna dorm storm any little freshmen girls we can find!"
by kaiser206 June 9, 2007
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