Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

squirrel fool

meaning a fool for squirrels. someone who loves squirrels a LOT. similar to a love fool - a fool for love etc. this is generally said in a derogatory manner and after hearing some kids talk about it on the bus, i just had to put this into the UD.

Person A: hes a love fool
Person B: naw man, hes a squirrel fool

by ThatGirl January 18, 2005

Squirrel Allergies

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.

One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.

by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009

squirrel bait

testicles, nuts, balls

"Chase has some huge squirrel bait" says Kelsey S. the school whore

by ydoucare December 1, 2004

sea squirrel

A squirrel that lives right next to the see ya dumb nigga!

Oh shit nigga look at that sea squirrel nigga!

Oh snap I see it playa! Prrrr....its all ballin!

by playa killa 4 January 21, 2008

jacking a squirrel

the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.

"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."

by katero_447 May 20, 2006

rabid squirrel

Ironically, also the content of a dream of mine as a young child.

Get that f***ing rabid squirrel away from me!!!!

by Ocin24 January 4, 2005