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Square Square Blackman 

A clear mix-up between Vanilla Ice's "ice ice baby" and Stevie Wonder's 70's hit "Black Man"

This is a common mistake when two 3-dimensional cubes are poorly scribbled on paper scraps, with a black silhouette in shape of a sketchy man is thrown in.

This is especially easy to confuse while in cabins.
Damn, Earl, it's snowing really hard outside. Omg, is that a picture of that famous 70's song, "Square Square Blackman??"

squarendipity 

Checking in to a location with Foursquare, only to discover that you have friends already there.
In a perfect act of squarendipity, while checking in to the local bar, I found that Jenn and Adam were there as well.
squarendipity by Escotiz June 22, 2011

Square Hunting 

The act of dragging your friends around outside in hopes you will find a nice used cigarette on the ground. It usually marks the point of extreme addiction. It's common among poor desperate teenagers. Some people may be so addicted they'll advance their square hunting to going on peoples porches and taking cigarettes out of ash trays.
Example 1:Addict: " Ayee dawg u wanna go hunt?"

Friend: " Hunt for some whores :D ?"

Addict: " Nahh some squares!"

Example 2 : Girl: " What are you doing what did you pick up off the ground??"
Guy: " Oh I saw a shiny penny"
Girl: " Have you been Square Hunting again??"
Guy: " maybe.."
Square Hunting by Det747 October 11, 2012

Square Lesbian 

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid
Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."
Square Lesbian by Picklypickle September 24, 2014

squaredly 

Your window is squaredly shape
squaredly by Taddjansley July 25, 2015

square-of-ramen 

A single square package of ramen noodles. Also known as a 'brick' of ramen.
"Today I had a square-of-ramen (or brick) of ramen for lunch."