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kai's soccer ball

a type of firearm shaped like a soccer ball
i used kai's soccer ball on my local school
by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025
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Soccer

t h e b e s t s p o r t e v e r.
SOCCER SUCKS

No u
Holy crap I've lost this war.
by MAV3RICK_10 July 13, 2022
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On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)
Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!
by Definitely over 6ft March 8, 2022
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Wannabe soccer girls

The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.
Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him

Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.

Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020
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Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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soccer blitz

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023
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Soccer Coach

My soccer coach made it so hard to walk today
by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024
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