Smell Test

A method (usually utilized only by the male population) to determine if an article of clothing is wearable. To administer the test, simply hold the piece of clothing to your nose and take a whiff. If the item passes the smell test (or smells relatively clean), it is generally assumed to be safe to wear. If the article smells like a gym locker, then it will usually be tossed aside and the wearer will look for another piece of clothing to wear instead.

I smell tested seven shirts this morning before I found this one to wear.

by .jaeD June 12, 2007

i smell lies

I Smell Lies.. A word used when, well you smell lies

EXAMPLE

RICH BITCH: AND MY DAD GOT ME A CAR, BUT IM ONLY 14
AND HE SAYS I CAN DRIVE IT! WHERE EVER I WANT AND HE BRIBED THE POLICE SO I CAN GO AS FAST AS I WANT!!

ME:I SMELL LIES!

EVERYONE:ROAST!!

by jfkbrainspray July 7, 2009

belly button smell

Stick your finger in your belly button, give it a whiff... possibly the worst smell in the world!!

"When I stick my finger in my belly button smell is like poop"

by Shithead. April 5, 2006

Smell Pocket

A mysterious, invisible pocket of air that one enters while walking or driving that smells especially horrifying and rank compared environment one was walking or driving through just moments before.

sniff, sniff: "What is that awful stench?"
"Tough it out, I think we're just in a smell pocket."

by LizzyG. June 26, 2008

smell fuck

smelling or sniffing the vagina or anus area.

I have AIDS so let's just smell fuck

by smellfucker December 2, 2010

Smelless

Something that has no scent. Just as something that has no color is colorless

The world's next richest man is the one who will invent smelless weed.

Johnny: Dude, take a whiff of this aged cheddar!
Rocket: Seems pretty smelless to me...

by DeOdorAnt June 1, 2011

family smell

The smell that is familiar to ones family, household, or person. A scent that lingers around a relative group or common area.

My mom loves to bake cookies, therefore that is the reason my family and my house always smell like Tollhouse. Our family smell is baked goods.

by Anna Claire August 21, 2008