douchebag shuffle

An extremely lame dance performed at clubs or parties in which the dancer slowly bounces up and down in time with the music while twisting his upper body slightly from side to side. The dancer's feet remain on the ground, and arms stay motionless at the dancer's sides.

This dance is performed primarily by douchebags, mainly because it is the only dance that they are able to perform besides grinding.

-"Let's go. This club is full of assholes."
-"How do you know?"
-"Everyone's doing the douchebag shuffle."

by Milky Cannon March 4, 2011

Truffle shuffle

When a fat person doesn’t lift their feet as they walk and their feet drag against the carpet making an annoying sound.

That fat bitch Christina never picks her feet up. She’s doing the truffle shuffle.

by Frankie Tee July 2, 2018

dinah shore shuffle

The small mini shuffle of the blinds or your hand in a card game. Usually done in a similar manner as a blackjack dealer at the beginning of the redeal.

He revealed the identity of the cards using a Dinah Shore Shuffle.

by Lexmeister September 14, 2007

Boise High Shuffle

An interpretive non-rhythmic gypsy-esque dancing, usually performed under the influence of alcohol or various psychedelics, at a public park bandshell to music from local bands.

Brody, Lo and Jasper were so retarded/wasted at the Built To Spill concert that they started doing the Boise High Shuffle.

by BlueDrew September 9, 2012

Down Syndrome Shuffle

The sexy dance that allows Down Syndromers to have a chance to bone each other!

Steps: Spin, jump, flip, bone!

“Come on people, we need to do the Down Syndrome Shuffle!”

by TODDD123456 June 7, 2019

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Even more fed up
You're gonna get fed up
You're gonna be fed up
You're gonna see fed up
You're gonna get fed up
Fed Up Fed Up Fed Up
You're gonna get set up
You're gonna go fed up
You're gonna go bed up
You're gonna go sped up
You're gonna be said up
You're gonna get set up
A set up a fed up a set up
I said what a get up
Am fed up Am fed up Am fed up
Am fuckin a fed up
Am fucking my bed up
Amphetamine
Am fucking amphetamine
I've had a lobotomy
A botom a botomy
Am always a victim
Am tired of the victim
A time of the victor
A try to assess me
A try to possess me
Assess possess amphetamine
A friend of mine
Here you are
We're here are two
Are you
You over there
You're the one I am
I am that lazy boy all over take some more

I need some sleep
Just an animal a twisted up animal I want to be left alone
I want that not to assess me not to possess me not to attack me
Not to distract me I even get fed up
Fed up
Don't do this I do this All my friends do this Am fed up
Am fed up I put my feet up I wish I go to sleep
Fed up fed up fed up
Deaded Deaded
Empty bottles makin noise
Alcohol
I can see you fed up
In the corner asking
Gonna be set up all night set up
Fed up
Getting your way with a five pound note

Five Knuckle Shuffle

by Death Menace February 17, 2023

five knuckle shuffle

It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.

scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.

by kazanski April 12, 2005