Shath

When you plug your drain while taking a shower, so you are taking a bath and shower at the same time.

"Ahh... nothing like a nice, warm shath."

"You smell awful! Take a shath, man!"

"I need to take a shath."

by DanceSingActitout November 7, 2009

Shatlet

A shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. Similar to a dinkleberry, the shatlet doesn't get caught in anal hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.

"Hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?" "Yeah, but they weren't shatlets, they were rat turds."

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Shatmat

A sexual position in which the girl puts both legs behind her her head and wipes her but in the guys face.

She gave me a shatmat the other night and there is still corn stuck in my teeth.

by SAM07145 November 10, 2008

shattoo

A permanent brown ring around one's asshole gradually developed from lack of proper hygiene after taking shits.

The best way to prevent the acquisition of a shattoo is to use a bidet regularly - toilet paper alone will only rub the shit pigments into the skin surrounding the anus.

by I am Doktor Penisbutt November 11, 2012

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

shatow

The feeling that you have after you take a poop and realize that after that said poop you feel so much better, and that your were feeling unpleasant up until that point

I can't believe I was living my life in that shatow all day when all I had to do was take a poop.

by dontuwannannoah November 2, 2013

Shatice

Greatest person you'll ever meet. Usually a Scorpio of a Sagittarius. Loyal and honest. When angered or wronged they are prone to hold long-term grudges and wait to take revenge.

Guy 1 : "So you're my best friend right? "
Guy 2: "Yea why?"
Guy 1: "Can u keep a secret? "
Guy 2 : "Umm yea I guess "
Guy 1: "Sooo..I sort of cheated on Shatice last week"
Guy 2: "Well let's get started "
Guy 1: "Doing what exactly? "
Guy 2: "Planning your funeral cuz that bitch bout' to murder u😐

by I Am Great June 29, 2016