by buttface headturds April 29, 2020

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots
by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

When you purposefully spray Liquid ass in your restroom to make it miserable for the next person who has to poop after you.
by ObsidianWraith March 27, 2023

A peculiar Instagram page revolving around the shitty mistakes people have made in Vermillion, South Dakota. Should this shitshow of an Instagram page be put down as well as its owner, Joey Thompson, probably.
by PeculiarCoyote November 3, 2021

This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.
And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.
And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.
AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!
by Rallemandendk April 1, 2022

Synonym: The chocolate fountain made in the porcelain.
Antonym: a normal turd.
Shart= sh** and fart together.
Antonym: a normal turd.
Shart= sh** and fart together.
by KingJosef October 25, 2020

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
