session

Can be either planned or not, if planned it is a period of time spent inside a liscensed premesis where the sole primary activity is to consume alcohol, most commonly beer. A session can also spontaneuosly occur from a swifty, when the killer phrase "fancy staying for another" is uttered.A session has no set time limits, but is mainly governed by alcohol tolerancy, kung-fu money, opening hours or a combination of the above. A session has no limits to participants, but any more than can fit round one table could be problematic. A solo sesison would only be considered for an alcoholic.Popular sustinence when in a session would be a range of bar snacks, such as crisps, pork scratchlings, or pub grub. When sessioning with freinds, purchasing drinks in rounds is a socially convienient method if not financially. A session is a truly British thing that can only truly be experienced in a british pub since I am yet to experience the warmth and atmosphere in foriegn pubs that would invite you to stay for longer.
Can also be known as a gary player/leo sayer cockney rhyming slang for all dayer

"Fancy going for a session down the fishermans sharpy?"

sharpy "Donohue you fancy staying for another"
"ok"
*5 pints later*
"how did our swifty turn into a session, again"

by Donohue August 27, 2005

Shower Session

To engage in a shower session means to masturbate while taking a shower. Most of those who take on a shower session sit on the shower floor while they masturbate, due to the incresed difficulty of standing masturbation. Also, many of those who engage in shower sessions commonly use moisturizing conditioner or body wash as a lubricant. Although these two products are commonly used, shampoo is not used due to its tendancy to dry out fast on the penis.

Son: "Dad, we need more conditioner."
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because I haven't had a shower session in three days!"

by Jakeville December 30, 2010

session

short for a chill session, word used to descirbe a hangout with a guy and a girl that apparently isn't a date though in just about every way it is.

Guy 1: Ey yo brah, how was that date with J?

Guy 2: Ey yo mayne, i thought it was a date, but she says it was just a session... Sad face

by qwertyqwert2 March 24, 2009

Sesosa

Is a basically male seamen with taste of soya sause.

Daisy buys me sesosa to put on my meat dishes.

by David Spiteri December 11, 2004

SeSon

Your Sex Song. The song that was on when you first had sex with your partner. It usually changes from couple to couple, and upon getting a new partner, a new one is set. NEVER use the same SeSon with another person. One relationship to one SeSon.

Elizabeth: So, what's your SeSon at the moment?
Emily: It's LoveGame.
Elizabeth: Oh my god! Mine too!

by Ill Hubs July 5, 2009

sesh

Abbreviation of the word "session" and means to go on a "session" of theft.

Me and my boy Jay went on a lil sesh in the boy's changing rooms this lunchtime. I got £20, he got £10. We took it from inside the people's blazers.

by myboyb June 27, 2015

awki-sesh

An "awkward situaton"

Person A: So, I hung out with my ex and his new girlfriend last night
Person B (in response): Awki-sesh......

by cebuck March 6, 2007