Self-Selling

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.

“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

yaoi seller

a person who sells/gives yaoi or bl's to people for free or not. (like me)

Fangirl: You a yaoi seller?
Yaoi seller: Mhm.
Fangirl: I wanna buy something.
Yaoi seller: We are out of banana fish pillows and figurines.

by ThatYaoiSeller February 13, 2021

lucy sells

Very cool and secy. Was on the cover of vogue magazine in 2026. An angel. descended from the heavens. best person ever to exist.

Wow Lucy Sells is the best person i have ever met i love her so much she makes me so happy.

by bigpersonthatisbigandstrong February 22, 2021

Shower-selling

“Shower selling” is a sales term used when describing a sales men who goes above and beyond to sell customers.

Yo Osama is the best sales guy in our team. His shower-selling skills are phenomenal dude!

by Shower-selling July 14, 2021

coffin seller

Edward 40 hands except with sidewalk slammers.

Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”

by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021

Craig Sellers

The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.

I want to have sex with craig sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 22, 2021

Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.

I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021