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Rusty Poodle

The Rusty Poodle was invented by Kevin Maher back in 2005 after a conversation took place at a Financial company with an elderly client who enjoyed discussing her dog, Rusty The Poodle.

After recognizing the potential sexual implication that a Rusty Poodle could have, he found it necessary to immediately define it.

Rusty in sexual terms often refers to the anus, as in "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and/or "Rusty Trombone"

Poodles are a breed of dog with the most prominent identifying feature of extremely curly hair.

Therefore, a Rusty Poodle can best be descibed as such:

"While a man sexually penetrates his partner in the anus, he simultaneously shaves his pubic hairs. Once a significant pile of pubic hairs has formed, the man then removes his penis and dips it into the pile of shaved pubic hairs.

The man then requests that his partner orally service him, and in turn the partner will taste not only their own anus, but the pubic hairs that were shaven."

"Rusty" refers to the ANUS, while "Poodle" refers to PUBIC HAIRS.

Used in a sentence, Rusty Poodle can be employed as both a VERB and a NOUN.

NOUN - "I can't wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight."

VERB - "I am going to Rusty Poodle that bitch tonight!"
See Definition Above for uses as both a VERB and a NOUN.

"I can not wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight"

"I plan on Rusty Poodling her the best I ever have!!"
by Kevin Maher November 12, 2007
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rusty trumbone

when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.

(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)
dude that chick just gave me a rusty trumbone, what a whore
by c knock April 11, 2006
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Rusty

A man that got too old to grow up
Rusty meant to grow up but put it off so long that now he's to old to grow up
by eastexas October 1, 2011
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rusty trizzle drizzle

the act of rimjobbing your woman while she is on her knees and elbows while simultaneously fingering her pussy creating a "drip drop" from intense stimulation of vaginal and anal moisture combination
Mickey Says...."Hey Chad, did you give your girl a rusty trizzle drizzle last night after the Playwright?"
by lucky luck March 3, 2009
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Rusty Toaster

When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.
"Susan gave me the best Rusty Toaster last evening"

"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."
by TargusTargus13 June 23, 2009
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rusty load

First ejaculate in a significant amount of time.
After going without sex for 40 days and 40 nights, Bob knew he wouldn't be getting his girlfriend pregnant with his rusty load.
by Covenant September 23, 2008
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Rusty Shovel

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.
She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.
by JOEYJONASSS June 1, 2009
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