riegered

The act of trying to strong arm someone into believing or doing something ridiculous.
Not having a sense of a gray area and have outlandish reasons why things are black or white.

I was riegered into believing the best way to rearrange my cabinet of office supplies was by odor.
I was reigered into accepting that someone won a noble peace prize for choreography.

by Hooded Man November 4, 2013

ridgerunners delight

Where the chick you just blew it up in sneaks up on you and rubs her coochie on your back, thus rubbing your own sperm on you.

When I wasn't looking, she got me with a Ridgerunners Delight.

by The Sarcastic One June 9, 2014

ranger dave

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.

That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.

by hooker cat July 20, 2014

ranger dick

A badass motherfucker

Ranger dick is a badass motherfucker

by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017

Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.

Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.

by TxHuey June 4, 2017

Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.

Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked

by ranger rick101 June 20, 2017

riggermade

Something done or made by someone who jimmy and or jerryrig's

That radiator hose was riggermade

by Moe thetoe June 24, 2017