the ring

Will either frighten the fuck out of you, or will have no effect. If it fails to scare you, you will realise it makes little to no sense. If it does scare you, you will be unable to sleep with the light off for weeks.

The Ring = PURE LIQUID FEAR

by Shtting Dicknipples September 17, 2003

Red Ring Of Death

A way of Microsoft saying "hey man, thanks for you're money oh and btw haha!!!! Your 360 is fucked!!!!! (EVIL LAUGHTERS)"

Excitement builds up inside me as I watched the first intro of Mass Effect 2 then the screen went black and I get the Red Ring Of Death......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by maosodo February 17, 2010

Baltimore Nose Ring

The ejaculation onto a female face where seminal fluids enter both nostrils and connect above the lip, forming a nose ring.

After I fixed this chicks laptop, I totally gave her a Baltimore Nose Ring.

by spoony luv January 14, 2009

The Ring

Holy shit this movies scary. damn i nearly pissed in my pants when she came out of the tv screen. holy shit...and i didnt watch tv for a whole friggin week!

The ring scared the crap out of jay and O.T.E

by vectrex May 31, 2003

Red Ring of Death

Microsofts secret code that tells you to buy a PS3 or Wii.

Hey bro how many 360s have you had?
Bro:16.My most recent one's disk drive died.
Me:How many got the Red Ring of Death?
Bro:8
Me:Time to buy a Ps3.
Bro:I hate Sony.
Me:But Sony Roxzorz youre soxzorz!

by AntiRedRings March 20, 2008

monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018

Purity Ring

A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.

I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.

by humblesalve March 2, 2009