Red Shafting

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)

Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

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Red Hallzy

A state of uncontrollable rage, brought on by continuous taunting and prodding.

Dude! Stop making fun of his pong skills or he'll become Red Hallzy!!

by Greon May 12, 2010

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Red Ant's Nest

An itchy arse hole that will only go away from a hard, thorough wipe with toilet paper

Person A: "mate my arse is itching well bad"
Person B: "Your arse is itching? I've got a red ant's nest up mine!"

by bumboclaat123 April 7, 2011

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Red solution

When a redneck from the south with a small penis rubs mt.dew, redbull, and gas on his penis, then take 5 pills of Viagra and gets drunk and screws a cat in the back of his cummins truck.

Wow he really should do a red solution because of his small penis and he's from the south.

by Drew Shipley 69 February 2, 2014

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