Ranch Dick

A dick, which has already been busted, dripped with cum such as to create the impression of being dipped in ranch. (Goes great with carrots and celery).

Jeannie: "I'm like obsessed with ranch dick".
Leonard: "You do you, bro!"

by RanchDickLover69 October 14, 2018

Cool Ranching

When you cum inside a bag of Doritos.

A: I'm going to be Cool Ranching later today.
B: Just remember not to eat them.
A: Nah. I'm going to give them to my girl.

by Sortableturnip May 11, 2016

Scripps Ranch

A former good and well off place in SD, it all went down hill in 2012 when affordable housing was created and the place was basically turned into a huge poor dump. Along with that the local Scripps Ranch High School has turned into a Ghetto since the city has bussed in poor people from all over SD there.

Remember Scripps Ranch in the 90s and 2000s? Heaven compared to today

by CartersSons1973 October 23, 2019

Jolly Rancher

It's just a slang word for head... or BJ's you know a blow job.

Megan wanted to give Nate a Jolly Rancher and the teacher heard.

by Dudette May 24, 2004

Jolly Rancher Tongue Twister

v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.

1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs

by dr.eric February 26, 2011

Ram ranch 347

The best song ever made with a powerful, moving melody, and immaculate wording. Never been so moved by music

Person 1: yo what do we see?
Person 2: university of Miami!!!
Person 3: OMG I love Grant Macdonald's Ram Ranch 347

by madam poops-alot December 13, 2020

meanwhile, back at the ranch

Used to make fun of the topic just discussed or change it entirely.

Probably derived from Dukes of Hazzard during a scene change.

Person 1:Speaking of dildoes, I just found my mom's stash the other day!
Person 2:Whoa! Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

by CheezyDee May 5, 2004