Oral Roberts

Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!

Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"

But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."

It felt SSSOOO good!!!

by Jimmy Swaggart July 23, 2006

dog rooter

one who just likes to be a complete dickhead

john you are such a dog rooter for saying that

by raidersfan June 29, 2010

robber

A self serving public official, who looks to his own pocket and status rather than to the people he represents.
Term derives from the 'robber barons' of English medieval history.

Community at Heart's Emperor Ralph is a prime example of a robber

by black flag June 24, 2004

robert wagner

1. to take a shit.
2. long version of a #2 ( Austin Powers #2)

I took a Robert Wagner last night is stunk up the house to beat hell.

by Dave Tubbs October 24, 2007

Cops & Robbers

Old-fashioned British slang for sour-gummi candies. In certain dialects it's also applicable to non-sour fruit snacks.

Geoff: "What did your American cousin get for Easter?"
Leonard: "Oh, some sort of sweets, a bag of chocolates and a bag of cops & robbers."
Geoff: "Ah. I do fancy cops & robbers."

by Myles Grathwohl May 17, 2011

Robert Bachman

A disease in which someone talks very slow and randomly places dry erase markers in their butthole.

My poor child attained Robert Bachman at birth.

by ballsinmouth January 3, 2010

Roberto

A term used within the Pump it Up community for when a player attains a score of all perfects except for only 1 of any combination of other judgments (great, good, bad, miss). Named after a player of the same who is infamous for achieving this type of score.

Player: "I got a great on the last run..."
Spectator: "Nice Roberto lol"

by CrossTimeFan420 January 1, 2019