I-ready

I-ready is something that melts ur brain,but teachers still use it.so im in high school they stopped it when i was in middle but i still remember yoop and plory and the sad voice and how it felt to play cat stacker but thats it

"damn we had to do i-ready today"jimmy says,"i think it melted my brain"

by hehheheehhe February 9, 2023

hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

by succmydicc February 16, 2018

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021

The person reading this

why are you even here anyway

the person reading this is just a normal human

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag

I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day

by Supdog4567 February 26, 2010

Readette

Readette: a classy French/Northern European woman, who knows what she wants and gets what she wants, by the glint in her eye. A very kind hearted person with a wild streak...which often gets her in to trouble.

This cream puff, tastes so good; its so Readette.

by Kleine Kennedy April 4, 2010

Reading Hole

A place one goes to in order to satisfy one's reading needs/urges. The term can be seen as a portmanteau of 'watering hole' and 'reading place'. It can refer to RL (real life) places like a local favorite public library, or online places like a beloved blog or website like Dear Blank Please Blank.

Guy1: "Damn! Riverbend's gone underground! There goes my favorite reading hole..."

Guy2: "That sucks. I loved Baghdad Burning too."

by theantichrist81 March 3, 2011