Mouldy Queef

A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.

Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?

by BITCHAZSUKMYCOCK August 24, 2012

Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013

titty-queef

A titty-queef, or tittie-queef, or TQ, is the act of expelling air from between or under one or both titties due to flapping against the chest during a sexual act.

Guy: "Yo, gurl, did you just titty-queef?"
Gurl: "No, I just normal queefed."

by meowforfuckssake October 21, 2014

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

philly queef steak

When a female shoves pieces of chopped steak up her vagina hole and proceeds to queef them out when they are good and done. When she exerts her load, the pieces of steak shoot out like bullets and if you are in the path, you could be a victim of Philly queef steak welts.

Bill said Hillary was a thirsty girl that wanted more meat in her snatch, so she proved him right by perfectly executing the Philly Queef Steak on him in the White House bedroom.

by BoobieDixon69 October 29, 2015

facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.

Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!

by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016

surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

by QueefLord April 19, 2016