muffin punch

To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.

"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched

by Jman December 11, 2004

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Donkey Punch

A very well hit softball

"Man was that one heck of a donkey punch right there."

by Don Quixote January 11, 2008

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The act of getting a blow job by someone's mom and right before you ejaculate you pull your schlong out and glaze the mom's face like a donut and then punch the mom in the side of the temple so hard that she passes out. That way you can deny the entire thing happened and say the bitch had amnesia if she tells on you.

Boomer: Dude I heard you got a blow job from Zach's mom last night?

Tom: That never happened cuz I HAWK PUNCHED the bitch.

Boomer: Then it did happen?

Tom: I just said I HAWK PUNCHED her so it NEVER HAPPENED dumb azz!!!

by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009

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Surrey Punch

The painfully tame attempt to demonstrate raw aggression and competitive spirit by clenching one's fist and gently shaking it in a reserved manner. Symptomatic of the English (esp. Home Counties).

Tim Henman responding politely to his emotionally repressed middle-Britain audience. Never seen performed by Americans, Australians or anyone who enjoys winning.

by Phil xECDx July 15, 2005

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Punching out

When a caller on XM Radio's most popular program, Opie and Anthony on XM202 The Virus, calls in to make a point then leaves abruptly. The caller says 'Punching out' to signify the end of their call.

"Hey b-b-b-boys. The power of Dice compels you, the power of Dice compels you...Punching out."

by grrr,everything's taken February 18, 2009

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