prosecco tit

An individual under the influence of alcohol of the prosecco variety. This individual may act in a way considered as a total tit. All actions are exempt due to prosecco influence.

Hey mate isn't Vanessa acting weird?
Don't worry mate she's just being a prosecco tit.

by SNAZZYSNATCH December 31, 2016

Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.

Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.

by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017

proper melly

When you are describing someone who is either weird,stupidor a retard

That girl over there is a proper melly

by Keeneanos April 4, 2017

proper annoying

When someone isn't just being annoying and they're being proper annoying its intensified.

Right, that's proper annoying me.

by DownPour The Dutchie April 21, 2017

Poser

1:Someone who cant skate but pretends that they do
2:Caitlyn

Look at that poser!

by JK Powell June 19, 2017

Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.

I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.

by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017

poser

When you are not showing up 8 deep to use the holy maxout

Eman is such a "poser"

by Mr. Zach Tharp aka Dr. Tharpo July 17, 2017