Loose poosé

When the pussay is loose. Pronounced pous

Did you hear about that girl Jade? I heard she has a loose poosé

by Aysha sttaw October 8, 2020

North Posey High School

An absolute embarrassment of a school. The ass of Posey County. People from this school like to play with shit in the bathtub and smoke cigarettes before football games.

Dave: Are you going to the game tonight?
Stan: Are you talking about North Posey High School? Fuck no

by Johnny Bignuts October 8, 2021

Anti-Human Poser

A person who says they hate humans, and claims to be from another planet or universe.

-Ugh. Humans are so stupid!

-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.

-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.

-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."

by No_username_available June 17, 2011

Poser Metal

Metal that has no point in it's lyrical content and is incapable to be listened to by any real metal head on this earth. I.E. Dethklok, Cannibal Corpse, Bring Me the Horizon, I Killed the Prom Queen, We Butter The Bread With Butter. The list goes but i cannot bare to name anymore of these trivial bands. And to you fuckers who enjoy this shit. Go listen to some goddamn Black Sabbath. Oh and Fuck Kiss.

Loud obnoxious noise coming from a group of Posers
Metal Head: Hey turn that shit off!
Poser 1: This is I Wrestled A Bear Once and it's better than anything you listen to Faggot.

Metal Head walks over to table finds phone in which it is being played on and smashes it.

Metal Head: Fuck You and that whinny arrogant emo shit to. Fuckin Poser Metal

by Fuckthisshitimgoinghome August 22, 2011

poser

Someone who spends all or most of their time trying to find out whats "cool" or "in". Once they know what is "in" they do it no matter what their personal veiws on it are. Posers usually pose off of what is on MTV or VH1 or their local "hot" radio station, because they think they will be accepted for it. Normally posers also take whatever they are posing off of to an abnormal and unhealthy extreme. Posers change their style to fit what's "cool". They are usually the losers who have a myspace and comment the people who origionally wore the style they pose off of saying "I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!<33" even though they either don't know them, or the origional hates them. Posers often have "myspace pics" or "emo pics" on their myspace. They are often always hated by everyone else they know except their poser friends. Posers also sometimes write and/or talk in "internet lingo" while not on the internet. Most also over use the famous comeback of "your mom".

skater:Hey man, nice board.
poser:Dude, thanks! I bought it last week!
skater:Um... it looks just like mine.
poser:Dude, I know, it's totally sweet, right?!
skater:Uh yeah? What tricks can you do?
poser:I can.. um. Almost do that jumpy-thingy.
skater:Ollie?
poser:Yeah.
skater: *under breath and rolls eyes* Poser.

MYSPACE COMMENT:
Poser:
OMFG, lyke, dude. ok. so i listened to Panic! at the disco lst nite and lyke, OMFG they are so fxqing amzzing! lyke i cnt beleeve it tht thyr tht gooood! lyke im sooo punk/emo nd i ddnt no tht thy wer tht good! but now i DO! anywayzzz i just cmmntd u to say thx 4 tellin me bout thm. I<3U!! cmmnt bak.. kthxbi

origional:
um. When did I tell you about P!ATD? And why are you just finding out about them now? They've been out for like, 2 years now.. maybe 2 and a half.

Poser:
Oh.. i saw them on ur ipod ystrday on da bussss nd i thot id look thm up. thx.

YOUR MOM EXAMPLE:

kid: Shut up, poser. You're fat.
poser: Your mom is fat!
crowd:OHHHHHH!
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
poser: Your mom kicks your ass!
crowd: Wtf?
kid: Wtf? Poser. Shut up.
poser: Your mom shuts up!

by Jessicaa February 20, 2007

anarchist poser

* i need to first clear a few things up: 1- being a teenager doesn't mean that you can't be an anarchist. the belief in anarchy is not limited to any one age group. 2- if you think you must live under anarchy in order to be a true anarchist, you're wrong about that too. anarchy is a belief, not just a lifestyle.

we'll start with the true definition of the word anarchist so that you can understand more clearly:
1. a person who advocates or believes in anarchy or anarchism.
2.
a person who seeks to overturn by violence all constituted forms and institutions of society and government, with no purpose of establishing any other system of order in the place of that destroyed.
3.
a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom.

an anarchist poser is one who thinks that wearing a wrist band with the anarchy symbol on it makes them an anarchist when they truly know nothing about anarchy. why? no clue. other examples of anarchist posers are people who think that anarchy is simply a style. basically, anyone who claims to be an anarchist but does not completely believe that the complete lack of government would be the best thing for us is an anarchist poser otherwise known as a "wannabe anarchist". also, someone who thinks they're anarchistic but doesn't truly devote themselves to the cause can be an anarchist poser, or someone who only claims to be anarchist to fit into a clique, like the "punk" clique.

anarchist poser: i am TOO an anarchist, i mean look at my cool wrist band.
real anarchist: do you even know what anarchy is?
anarchist poser: yeah, it's a brand, right?
real anarchist: ...

by chaoticxkate March 10, 2010

poseur

Someone who trys to be someone they aren`t just to look cool.

Amanda trys to dresses up like a punk person because everyone else is. But yet Amanda likes Avril Lavinge, Newfound Glory, Simple Plan and Good Charlotte.

by The Demented One January 2, 2004