penis poop

when you wait a while and cum, but the cum comes back in and freezes up like glue. after you cum or piss it makes the trail larger. when it does come out the chunky substance slowly and painfully exits you're penis.

hey mark, where where you last night. i was purging penis poop, it made me bleed like a 12 year old girl!

by nick err April 21, 2020

poop hole patrol

a group of very gay men.

Rob is a member of the poop hole patrol.

by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

poop dust

Poop dust is what comes out when you fart. The tiny particals of poop make it stinky. Some farts have more than others.

Did you toot? Cuz I detect poop dust.

by paul cock September 7, 2003

poop legs

The uncomfortable, numb feeling you get in your legs when you wait too long to push one out. Can cause unsteady walking whilst going to the throne.

Dude, I was walking to the bathroom last night, and got some crazy poop legs! I almost fell over!

by colin prahl September 2, 2006

Poop Daisy

The defiling of another's car by smearing poop over the windshield with your butt, creating six large "petals" with your cheeks, and then dropping a massive pile in the middle to create the center portion of the daisy.

"Dude! That guy parked in a handicapped spot. Let's give him a poop daisy!"

by collywog October 14, 2009

Poop-Shot

Something really annoying.

Tom is being so poop-shot right now.

by Donna Noble July 8, 2011

Unicorn Poop

The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.

When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"

Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"

"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"

by SilverScorpion November 10, 2011