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K poon

this is a move invented in the town of gisborne. This is when you take a shit on the toilet seat instead of inside the bowl.
Adam connolly did a k poon while doing pushups
by Adam connolly May 21, 2009
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poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.
Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons
by fssdfhbgj December 7, 2006
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poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.
"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."
by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006
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poon

A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!
Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!
by taliciousbone January 1, 2009
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Poon jeans

1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
I'm wearing my poon jeans tonight - gonna get me some!
by Lucyfur October 15, 2008
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Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.
1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"
by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013
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poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
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