peter secchia

Peter Secchia, or "Pete Secchia" is a name founded on principles of solidity in reference to an Italian river.

"Peter Secchia solidly walked cattywompus across the street to purchase ducats from a big momma"

by mark the shark August 6, 2003

Peter Chen

a really cute and down to earth guy that tilts me in valorant and league and maple

wow hes such a peter chen
i know right

that peter chen is cute
you know it!

by peterchenfan123 August 12, 2023

Peter Dutton

A completely hairless anus. Usually achieved by waxing.

Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!

by wizardofaus86 November 30, 2021

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.

"Look at the peter belly on her!"

by Jeckel February 10, 2007

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007

peter-whopper

when a man has such a small penis that their ballsac sags below their tip

i walked in on my boyfriend today in the bathroom. unfortunately for both of us he has the smallest peter-whopper ive ever seen

by naziblueeyes82 November 1, 2009