Spank Pankis

Spank Pankis is a 4-player card game concisting of a mixture of various other card games. (i.e. spoons, speed, slapjack)

The phrase "Spank Pankis!" is yelled for either of two reasons. The first being to start the game, the second being to signify that you have played all of your cards and are ready to slap the smallest pile avaliable.

"Spank Pankis!" yelled Noogin.

by Cameronhajek August 24, 2008

Stash packing

What occurs when someone has boofed an object and then performed an act of snapping. The boofed materials (usually drugs) are then pushed deeply into a secure location within the rectum to avoid detection in situations where such objects would come under scrutiny.

Joe knew he was gonna get locked up after his trail so the night before he bought some weed off Chav and asked him if he could help him with the stash packing.

by The Green Commie August 6, 2009

Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm

she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse

by namesrevil November 1, 2010

Pillow Packing

The ancient Icelandic sexual ritual of shoving one's pillow up the mate's anus.

P: How was last night?
T: It was great, me and Tim were pillow packing all night.

by Teddy Westside 15 May 30, 2018

The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.

Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.

by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019

Rippin lips n packin dips

Fishing (rippin lips) and doing chewing tobacco (packin dips). Only said in minnesota by people that have nothing better to do than sit chew and fish.

Hey bud, you wanna go rippin lips n packin dips later with the boys?

by Sandyman2055 February 20, 2019

Paki

Like calling a black person the N word, Paki is an xpicit way to call a Pakistani. Only Paki's are allowed to call others Paki's.

Indian: dude, i suck (dicks). i wish i was pakistani
Paki: Bitch, faggot, damn indian...its Paki
Indian: i know its cuz im Indian, i mean gay...oh wait same thing

by supermomoo May 13, 2005