Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018

Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

by DickRollin March 5, 2020

Charcoal Pole

Someone who has an unusually dark penis.

Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!

by alexis capone January 8, 2008

Skank Pole

A woman's state of mine when she is out at the club, desperately looking for a one night stand. Not to be confused with a hooker or stripped pole. Completely different.

I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm on my skank pole for tonight!
or
That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.

by BlackKnights March 22, 2011

light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft

Danny's has a light pole dick

by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016

the poles

A slang term used to describe a gentlemen's club i.e a stripclub

"You bro... i just fucked one of the baddest bitches from the poles"

by SeeYouLaterMyChickenWang January 7, 2019

South Pole

Slang for ice, or methamphetamine.

"That backpack-wearing meth head on the BMX bicycle asked a neighbor if he was interested in the South Pole."

by Urbanophobe November 2, 2019