Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.
Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.
by The Stiffis February 26, 2010
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poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.
Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons
by fssdfhbgj December 05, 2006
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poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.
"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."
by Brazzle Magazzle May 11, 2006
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poon

A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!
Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!
by taliciousbone August 10, 2007
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poon god

Someone who poons all the pu$$y. They get all the girls any age because they are a POON GOD
Yo I got alexa last night, call me richard rabbit the poon god.
by DiK bih fuh October 04, 2017
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Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.
Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.
by Hostile muffin July 21, 2013
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Poon jeans

1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
I'm wearing my poon jeans tonight - gonna get me some!
by Lucyfur August 21, 2008
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