K poon

this is a move invented in the town of gisborne. This is when you take a shit on the toilet seat instead of inside the bowl.

Adam connolly did a k poon while doing pushups

by Adam connolly May 21, 2009

poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.

Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons

by fssdfhbgj December 7, 2006

poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006

poon

A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!

Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!

by taliciousbone January 1, 2009

Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.

Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.

by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

Poon Spoon

your cock

I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!

by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018