Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.
Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.
by The Stiffis February 26, 2010
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poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.
Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons
by fssdfhbgj December 05, 2006
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poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.
"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."
by Brazzle Magazzle May 11, 2006
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poon

A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!
Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!
by taliciousbone August 10, 2007
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Poon shredder

A simply magnificent man who destroys the pussy and is looked up to by everyone
by Aman13 December 09, 2013
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Poon Spoon

I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!
by Boo Koo Dinero May 06, 2018
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phat poon

when you take a fat excrement on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it, then picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back in there
I really enjoyed a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad
by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021
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