pirate's pussy

slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.

In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.

When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.

Tristan couldn't wait to fuck Stephan's pirate's pussy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.

by Dick Paradise May 23, 2012

poohole pirate

Someone who likes to give it up the arse. A homosexual.

A: Tom Hanks is so damn hot!
B: Shut up you poohole pirate

by Semti August 7, 2006

Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Milky Pinata

When you cum into a blindfold and proceed to blindfold a girl with it. Then you spin her around and beat her with a stick.

Jorgen recieved a surprise when he recieved a Milky Pinata at his birthday party.

by Gull November 10, 2008

Wall Pirate

Facebook user who must comment on every wall post, regardless of whether or not the comment actually adds something to the conversation.

I wish Facebook had a way to block wall pirates from commenting at all!

by da_rockman September 29, 2009

Road Pirate

(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"

The Road Pirate forced me off the road and claimed I owed his company 500 dollars.

by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate

A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.

I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.

by aspen1974 February 4, 2010