rudy palmer

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003

palmjob

when you put a mans penis in between the palms of both hands and roll it like play doh

Remember Julie from high school that lost her fingers in that firework accident, that bitch gives the meanest palmjobs

by hammshag September 29, 2010

Dirty Palmer

During a rousing session of anal sex with his significant other, the man in the rear pulls his penis out and proceeds in jerking off on his lover's back, thus giving himself a dirty palm.

I pulled it out of my stud muffin's butt and finished off all over him with a dirty palmer.........

by spangs May 1, 2008

Palmer chocolate

Cheap chocolate, usually bought by divorced second class parents who think there children wouldn't mind eating shit on Easter.

It is better than crap Hershey. Though Kit-Kat's are amazing.

Justin: The chocolate isn't even that bad.
Ashie: F*ck Palmer chocolate, its nasty. Hershey FTW.
Justin: No. Hershey's suck. That is whats nasty.

by lemontwinkie April 25, 2010

Palmy

To describe a place or area that has many palm trees.

Florida is quite palmy.

by potatoboi630 August 5, 2019

Twentynine Palms

A place that has 70% Marines 20% crack heads and 10% civilians in which everywhere within a 1 mile radius has a barber shop at every turn. While on base if you don’t smell the winds of shit from lake bandini going all across base are you really in twentynine? Doing a CFT at del Val while breathing in the freedom of shit water is a must. Oh I can’t forget to mention that the POWER GOES OUT almost every day and will turn on 5 or 6 times for 30 seconds just to mess with you. I mean come on even on thanksgiving the power stayed out all day. Running here feels like there is needles in your lungs mixed with shit. I’ve already seen 6 people get divorced within a year of being there. I’m not even gonna get into the dependas cheating left and right. If you know you know. Don’t even think about getting setting yourself tinder radius within a 20 mile radius cause the desert “rats” “yetis” “slam pig” “slam piece” “wooks” “barracks bunnies” you name it already been ran threw by a whole battalion before you. If you ever end up here god speed brother.

Jodi: hey man I just got my orders to TWENTYNINE PALMS

Me: that’s awful good luck shit bird

Jodi: why do you say that

Me: once you smell the winds of shit you’ll know. Oh and don’t get married out there your wife will definitely cheat on you with someone in your own unit .

by Shitbirds October 28, 2020

arnold palmer

a mixture of iced tea and lemonade.

had Jesus walked the earth today, instead of two thousand years ago, his drink of choice would have been Arnold Palmer.

by dat n199a!! June 21, 2009