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Bitch Pants

pants my boyfriend wears that have too many buttons, making them difficult to get in.
did you get any last night?

NO i was wearing my bitch pants and she got sick of unbuttoning them
by Vladimiranda October 27, 2007
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pants

Not good, not up to the task, not true. Originally a UK schoolboy slang expression: "a pile of pants", presumably the equivalent of dirty, smelly washing. Later spread to adults and abreviated.
"It doesn't work. It's just a pile of pants!" or "I don't like that group. Their music is pants" cf "balsa" and "a piece of balsa".
by R. Clayton Jr December 28, 2005
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girl pants

A term used to describe pants made for women or girls worn by emo, scene, or skater boys. Hardcore devotees to this fashion wear their little sisters pants.
The guy wearing girl pants has a nice ass
by BlackRainbow13 July 15, 2007
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Starter packs

A new sensation to hit social media feed (such as Twitter and Instagram ). Looked at by a bunch of teenagers all day and made by them too. Some starter packs are "the freshman hoe starter pack" and "the black guy who only dates white girls starter pack" very popular hashtag on Instagram.
"Hey what's up".

"Nothing just looking at starter packs on Instagram"
by secret-spy November 23, 2014
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Nice Pants

When your talking with a chick and she has either nice legs or a nice butt or both and you want to tell her but dont want her to think your a creeper. but when the girl starts talking about said pants make sure you tune her out
Kayleigh: hey Cory

Cory: Hey Kayleigh, nice pants

Kayleigh: Thank you i got them blah blah blah
by coolcory January 13, 2010
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Clown Pants Fat

Having a disproportionately fat ass, thighs, and upper pussy area to the point of being comical, resembling clown pants; extremely bottom-heavy; having enough fat to fill a pair of clown pants.
Guy 1: I heard Steve's new girl is pretty thick. Would you hit it?
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.
by RawBZA October 21, 2010
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Pants Python

A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.

Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.
Shit man, I just couldn't keep my pants python under control last night.
by Sexy Bitch McGee June 4, 2009
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