double bagger

when a girl is so ugly that you put and bag on her head and your head incase the bag on her head breaks or falls off.

damn your mom is so ugly i had to pull a double bagger on her last night.

by t-bag ur face April 8, 2010

double dutch

Using both a condom and anticonception pills when making babies without making babies.

If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.

by pariah September 10, 2003

Double Sarcasm

Almost like the truth, but when you speak double sarcastically, the person you are referring to assumes you are kidding because you tell the truth with a sarcastic tone.

Playing basketball, your teammate misses shots repeatedly.

"Wow, you're horrible."

The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.

by pG aNcient April 22, 2009

Double Dragon

A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.

Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.

by omgwtfbbq22 August 13, 2007

double latte

A sexual position in which a man titty fucks a woman that is lactating. The pressure placed on the breasts causes the milk to shoot out for added lubrication and the semen shooting out of the penis produce a dual-action formula....hence the double latte.

Penelope and I made a double latte last night. I milked her titties when I titty fucked her and she milked my cock to make enough white frosting on her tits for a few cupcakes.

by Pacos Bill March 4, 2008

Double Bag It

Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)

A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Double Chin

The roll of fat under a fat person's chin; it sort of looks like a second chin.

Did you see Jack's double chin? That fat fuck eats too much.

by chasemanjansen December 17, 2006