Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears

He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions

by Tank_ah_licious March 05, 2024

Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear

I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.

by Rip1 February 19, 2013

tear wearing

When you wear clothing despite knowing it's torn.

I'm tear wearing these socks until I get new ones.

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018

Techno-Tear

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.

I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.

by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020

Lemon Tear

When you ejaculate so hard it hurts like being stung in the eye with lemons

"I have such a hard Lemon Tear since last night"

by Eljune March 20, 2022

prom night tears

The response of a high school mean girl or cheersquad member when they've been told;"Your Prom Bids Will NOT be Accepted"!! They will be the ones whom will be crying their eyes out on prom night, while the classmates they had tormented all these years,will be having the time of their lives at "Prom Night".

Look at the mean girls cry!! They are crying "Prom Night Tears", because they were told that their prom bids were not accepted.

by RTBSTRD November 05, 2013

Incel Tears

Slang word that means incel semen.

Radfem: "I like drinking incel tears. They're so DEI-liscious"

by PomuHub December 17, 2024