moving at the speed of black

Performing a task without a sense of urgency.

Spent all day at the DMV because their representative, Shaniqua, was moving at the speed of black.

by joejack July 07, 2013

Age Speed Syndrome

The speed at which a person shoud be aging on the inside is either too fast or too slow.

Someone with "Age Speed Syndrome" could be a teenager who already has unknown dishcarge coming from places where there shouldn't be discharge.
Or it could be a teenager who still has fun doing things kids would do.

Age Speed Syndrome could mean a white substance coming out of your armpit at the age of 17 or loving to visit 6th graders at the age of 17.

by LostAdict March 15, 2010

Fore speed creaming

To run down the middle of the street screaming; also used to announce a fail.

She was running around, fore speed creaming!

Man, he was really fore speed creaming in the football game today!

by Evildrac September 16, 2011

Travel At The Speed of Thought

A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.

Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!

Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.

by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011

omlette speed

A fast internet connection, T1 or better.

Man, he has some omlette speed going there

by D. J. Handerson February 16, 2003

V8 Speed

The chosen type of car for getting home to cook a curry after a long night in the office sweating over a boring media plan that offers little inspiration.

I'm so hungry man if I only had V8 speed

by utilah wadanana March 27, 2003

Sonic speed simulator

Sonic speed sim is the best game on ROBLOX

Luke ''Is sonic speed simulator good?''
Nasif ''FUCK YEAH IT IS BICH KNOW GO AND FUCKING PLAY IT CUNT"

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 17, 2022