cow-crunchy

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

by Cattle March 11, 2003

Plow Cow

A fairly large girl that you find in a bar that you can give her the "Business", then just let her graz her way home after.

I'm going out and getting me a "Plow Cow" tonight!

by IndianMetalLord March 26, 2010

cow box

Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.

I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"

by JayRod09 June 27, 2006

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

by UrbanArrow January 29, 2009

cow porn

A video of cows humping for pleasure or reproduction. Originally from Russia, it migrated to the dirty minded citizens of America.

My Dad uploaded a cow porn video on YouTube

by LOLIMEVIL April 17, 2017

Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

by Rich bum November 9, 2019

cow touge

a very nasty looking pussy.

Dan: dude i ate that chick out it was fucking groose.
Tim: dude that was a cow touge i hit that today.
TIM and Dan: aaaaahhhhhhh

by gaspey123 June 15, 2009