Where are your parents?
Gee...
Why im the one should explain this to you?
Well kid... you see sex is when your mom and dad is having fun. No not like in amusement park. God how am i should explain this... Go call your parents...
Gee...
Why im the one should explain this to you?
Well kid... you see sex is when your mom and dad is having fun. No not like in amusement park. God how am i should explain this... Go call your parents...
by MahNameIsJefff May 31, 2018
Get the Sexmug. by ratched a** March 25, 2020
Get the Sexmug. a sin.
I donno man, my parents didn't have sex to make me (they told me so) because it's a sin. I was gifted to them by a magical penguin.
by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020
Get the sexmug. #stopit #getsomehelp #you'reprobably12yearsold #gohome #youtube #sexiguess
by ThatsNiceBud July 11, 2019
Get the sexmug. A Man and a woman undress
Then they kiss
Then the woman sucks on the mans dick
Then the man suck on the woman's breasts
Then he puts his dick in her butthole
Then he sucks on her vagina
Then sometime the girl twerks in her underwear and bra
Then the man quickly slaps her ass and take off her bra and underwear and kisses her while his dick is touching her vagina while his hand is touching her sexy ass
Then they kiss
Then the woman sucks on the mans dick
Then the man suck on the woman's breasts
Then he puts his dick in her butthole
Then he sucks on her vagina
Then sometime the girl twerks in her underwear and bra
Then the man quickly slaps her ass and take off her bra and underwear and kisses her while his dick is touching her vagina while his hand is touching her sexy ass
We had sex so hard last night!
by Katelynn9273728 April 25, 2019
Get the Sexmug. Charlotte: so babe, how’s your day been?
Steve: Ahh, not so good.
Charlotte: why’s that?
Steve: My Roblox account has been ban for 28 days.
Charlotte: Come on. That’s not something to mourn over.
Steve: (while crying) Your don’t understand my anguish!
Charlotte sees the pain in Steve’s eyes. She then gets a brainwave, and a lightbulb lit up in her brain.
Charlotte: (while gently caressing his penis) How about I’ll cheer you up?
Steve: please don’t. I’ve already came 6 times today to put my mind at ease. I don’t need you doing it.
Charlotte: It doesn’t hurt to cum once more does it? Don’t worry, I’ll make you explode twice in a row if you want. (While slowly unzipping his trousers)
Steve thinks about what she says and for a brief moment, makes his mind and says: “alright! Let’s do this”.
Steve aggressively rips charlottes shirt off as she pulls his trousers down and off. She gently kisses his 1.465 inch penis as Steve contemplates his choice of saying yes since he already ejaculated 23 minutes ago. Nevertheless Steve gets hard and horny as charlotte starts stroking his dick slowly and she gradually increased the speed to a moderate level. Steve is enjoying this as all his roblox problems goes away as he edges closer to sexual climax. Charlotte notices Steve’s face starting to build up and moans as Steve reaches sexual climax and ejaculates with intense euphoria pleasure in his facial expression and keeps cumming.
Steve: Ahh, not so good.
Charlotte: why’s that?
Steve: My Roblox account has been ban for 28 days.
Charlotte: Come on. That’s not something to mourn over.
Steve: (while crying) Your don’t understand my anguish!
Charlotte sees the pain in Steve’s eyes. She then gets a brainwave, and a lightbulb lit up in her brain.
Charlotte: (while gently caressing his penis) How about I’ll cheer you up?
Steve: please don’t. I’ve already came 6 times today to put my mind at ease. I don’t need you doing it.
Charlotte: It doesn’t hurt to cum once more does it? Don’t worry, I’ll make you explode twice in a row if you want. (While slowly unzipping his trousers)
Steve thinks about what she says and for a brief moment, makes his mind and says: “alright! Let’s do this”.
Steve aggressively rips charlottes shirt off as she pulls his trousers down and off. She gently kisses his 1.465 inch penis as Steve contemplates his choice of saying yes since he already ejaculated 23 minutes ago. Nevertheless Steve gets hard and horny as charlotte starts stroking his dick slowly and she gradually increased the speed to a moderate level. Steve is enjoying this as all his roblox problems goes away as he edges closer to sexual climax. Charlotte notices Steve’s face starting to build up and moans as Steve reaches sexual climax and ejaculates with intense euphoria pleasure in his facial expression and keeps cumming.
by Chinese man= big dick September 14, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Sex is the meaning of life. In america a lot of people wait until their 16 or smthin to have sex. Meanwhile in the uk if you are still a virgin by the time you are 13 you will be severely bullied
American: oh my gawd emily you had sex! were only 27
Uk person: you havent lost youre virginity yet?! You're twelve years old for fucks sake hurry up and have some good sex
Uk person: you havent lost youre virginity yet?! You're twelve years old for fucks sake hurry up and have some good sex
by therealdefinitiongod June 23, 2020
Get the Sexmug.