Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
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ambo-hobo

(N) 1) a thing that is sweet deal; a steal

(V) 2) to engage in carefree, harmless tomfoolery with your homies
1)Bro, you should totally buy that Porsche ! For that’s price, that’s ambo-hobo !

2) “what’d you do this weekend?”
“Pretty chill Saturday afternoon but we ambo-hobo’d a little too hard and ended up buying matching outfits lol”
by dirty.chai June 02, 2025
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homo hobo

homo hobo is used in a dictionary right here once its used u can never stop using it so use it today!
omg you look like a homo hobo
by astrolo December 14, 2022
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google map hobo

Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.
Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.
by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014
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Hobo-Rat

Someone or something annoying you.

Simone acting rude or mean.
Kristie H was being a Hobo-Rat to her friend.
by BukeBanyi September 12, 2023
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sand hobo

the people who go to john brown university in siloam springs
Luke, you can’t go to JBU. That school is for sand hobos.
by emergencybiter January 18, 2021
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Hobo-Like

When you go more than 5 days without showering
Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?
by PheonixGalaxy January 23, 2016
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