Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024

homie

more than a friend but not officially in a relationship

We are just homies.

by mikewazoki November 12, 2022

hood homie

A hood homie is a friend or bro that lives in your neighborhood if you have more than one hood homie then you got hood homies

Me:yo what's up hood homie

Hood homie:wassup bro

by [e-mail] January 1, 2020

Homie

A friend you love so much you would have sex with them.

you: ayo homie wanna have gay sex?
homie: lets do it
*takes off clothes and starts to moan*

by jjuuaann January 30, 2022

Homies+

(Homies premium)
An arrangement between 2 homies to “get more access”. Aka friends with benefits.

How you would use “Spotify Premium” in a sentence.

“Me and Joes on some homies+ sh*t.”

by Onlinekanye April 4, 2023

Homie Gliding

Created by two bored cell mates at Pelican Bay. The act of bonding between two bored male friends. Gliding and sliding must not involve penetration. The use of lube is optional but fun is mandatory.

Gentlemen, homie gliding must be done responsibly......

by Slip and slide September 26, 2020

Homie-Hoe-stasis

The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.

"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"

"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."

by Fuet July 27, 2017