Noobed

A word that evolved from newbie or noob, meaning to be killed or fragged in an emberassing way, and/or in a way that requires no skill.

"Camping a respawn point is a good way to noob someone." "I was chatting and looking in the corner when a lamer came and noobed me with a rocket launcher." "He noobed me with that overpowered weapon!"

by Chris F. March 7, 2005

noobieos

Cereal that pros eat for breakfast. Such as, they own noobs when they're partially awake.

Yo, I ate some noobieos in CS for breakfast. ROFLCOPTER!

by Ekips October 6, 2006

noodle scout

n., one who scouts for noodles. I.e., a person inclined to go great lengths to attain pleasures of a male carnal variety; more commonly, a homosexual.

"Taylor has fat nips from getting them pierced. He's such a noodle scout."

by ZSlingsBooze June 5, 2007

noobermelon

Pretty much the biggest noob of all time. The fact that the person must be compared to a melon, the noobiest of all fruits, only emphasizes the fact that this person embodies all that is noob.

Kendra Barnes is the worlds biggest noobermelon

by JamCutz January 7, 2008

Noob Drinker

1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.

1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!

by King Jazza! January 16, 2009

Noojames

A mysterious sexual act believed to be the dirtiest act know to man, also know as the Holy Grail of Filth. Once discovered the finder is sworn to secrecy of just how dirty this act is. Can be between man/woman or man/beast(depending how ugly said woman is)

Neil glowed with pride and satisfaction as he both gave and recieved the elusive Noojames

by MarkyDooooo February 16, 2009

noobish delight

a noobish sort of food that does not take any cooking experience to make.

Noobish delights are Pizza pops, pop tarts.(cereal if not putting any fruit in it)

by Some random bored kid May 6, 2009