Slut Muncher

Same as hoe bag. Some annoying jerk face that needs to fuck off. Sleezy person who hits on sluts.

"Omg did you see Cory asking that stripper out? He's such a slut muncher."

by Daggers October 31, 2007

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Libcuzi Muncher

This extremely rare condition consists of having a massive forhead and a penis so scary looking you could win as a grammy nominated horror film about people’s reactions to this atrocity of a dick. This symptom will produce uncontrollable amounts of negativity to just overwhelm your soul with self doubt, mental clarity, suicidal thoughts, self sabotage feelings, anxiety and extreme life threatening depression. Not even a ray gun right to the mouth could fucking fix this condition. It hurts so bad to be around someone with this condition you will single handedly just want to get ran over repeatedly and feel every second of it. The only way to solve this rare disaster of a illness and person is to abandon them and make them suffer as much as possible. There are side affects of doing this. They can consist of the person finding your exact location and rapidly sucking you off as a form of punishment.

Libby sucked thus guy off for no reason because he was having one of his Libcuzi Muncher episodes. Shit was fucking crazy.

by Joeseph biden December 16, 2023

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