pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.

"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)

by starcell__ June 25, 2025

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Cunt muncher

The type of guy that stop whatever is happening to shame another guy for not opening a door for a woman. Or type to go easy on a girl in a friendly game of air hockey.

That guy stopped the movie because he saw another guy get a drink and not offer one to a female in the room and said “she’s a guest in your home Marcus, you have to offer her a drink she could be dying of thirst.” What a cunt muncher.

by Jorel June 26, 2025

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Table Muncher

Person that enjoys eating tables.

John is a table muncher.

by wunkuswunker August 16, 2025

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Curry muncher

These expressions are directed toward an individual of Indian origin who exhibits markedly compulsive or impulsive tendencies or fucking used to humble those yellows

EX: Stop being a fuck ass curry muncher, get a handicap.

by Heneside's abbreviation September 4, 2025

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