Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.
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Get the carpet muncher mug.A slur thats for a person who is from a South east asian background which eats curry or has a slightly darker skin color to most tan people.
Person: Yo, look at that guy, isn't he from India?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got to be a curry muncher for sure.
Person 2: Yeah, he's got to be a curry muncher for sure.
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Jake vanished with that girl for 20 minutes and came back looking like he just won a chickpea-eating contest. Certified hummus muncher.
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The curry muncher munched curry alone
scrawny and hairy, down to the bone.
Six hundred rupees was all he got,
barely enough to touch up his forehead sniper dot.
The curry muncher sighed as he wondered how
he would ever sell his skinny, sickly cow.
He was a poor little boy from a massive smelly slum,
another useless indian, a worthless hopeless bum.
Poor curry muncher, sat alone and cried,
as he knew his father could not afford an arranged bride.
And alas, he knew at the end of it all,
he would live his days out giving scam calls.
scrawny and hairy, down to the bone.
Six hundred rupees was all he got,
barely enough to touch up his forehead sniper dot.
The curry muncher sighed as he wondered how
he would ever sell his skinny, sickly cow.
He was a poor little boy from a massive smelly slum,
another useless indian, a worthless hopeless bum.
Poor curry muncher, sat alone and cried,
as he knew his father could not afford an arranged bride.
And alas, he knew at the end of it all,
he would live his days out giving scam calls.
by BongangongangoBongagala March 8, 2023
Get the Curry Muncher mug.A: "Hey, toss this in the garbage, its spoiled"
B: "What, nah, its got another 3-4 days on it"
A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."
B: "What, nah, its got another 3-4 days on it"
A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."
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