Diamond in the muff

Any type of female genital piercing/vaginal piercing. While not common among females, freaky types may be more likely to have these. In any case it is a rarity, not likely to be predicted, thus it's relation to a diamond in the rough.

Homey: Yo, that chick you brought home last night was cute as fuck...

Dogg: Yea bro, you never woulda guessed it, she was freaky as hell.

Homey: Nahhh.

Dogg: Yeaa son, she had a diamond in the muff.

Homey: Damn. I didn't see that comin'.

by eboymonster March 18, 2011

big muff

Famous guitar distortion pedal. Sounds pretty good.

Also has a funny sounding name...

by the bg August 21, 2004

Toonces' Muff

Greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! Named after the world famous Toonces the driving cat skit from SNL, Toonces' Muff harnesses all the power of the driving cat's vagina!

Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.

"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"

"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"

"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."

by Ran Wilder January 6, 2013

ginger muff

The pubic hair of a woman with a ginger complexion. Gingers are redheaded and often have a large number of freckles either on their faces or possibly all over their bodies.

Given the rarity of true gingers, a ginger muff is often considered to be a topic of great excitement for men seeking the sexual conquest of a redheaded woman.

"Man, I thought she dyed her hair red, but then I got a look downstairs and she had a ginger muff"

by Pollup December 25, 2007

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

fire muff

A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair.

"I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff"

by Craigco December 3, 2007

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009