Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

Michigan throbber

When a woman in Michigan bends over to get it doggy style and you jam it in her ass so hard and use the quote "when it's in its in" !

When I fucked this black chick last night I used the Michigan throbber technique!

by Gunemdowngonzalez March 25, 2024

Michigan Mudpuppy

When you eat ass with a mouthful of chewing tobacco (especially Grizzly Wintergreen Long Cut or Copenhagen).

See also: Skol-pository

Big Terry came running out into the garage and yelled, “Someone give me a lipper, I’m gonna give her the Michigan Mudpuppy!”

by Recovering Maniac May 12, 2024

Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of grizzly wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: I just put a lipper and ate that dirty girls ass.
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!

by Maniac 3 May 12, 2024

Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of Grizzly Wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: Bro, I had a fat lipper of griz in when I ate that dirty girl's ass last night.
Maniac 2: Dude! You gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
Maniac 1: Hell Yeah!

by Maniac 3 May 13, 2024

Michigan

Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.

Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 13, 2024

Michigander Cupping

The act of getting a male, grabbing him by his anus. Ripping it open, then lubricating it. putting a Stanley cup inside of it. Then you take it out so it’s loose, put plaster inside of the rectum. And then flipping him upside down, hanging him by his penis by fishing line. And then eating a bowl of cereal out of his plastered over asshole.

Pastor Allen: yo yo yo! Wanna go and pull a Michigander cupping on that girl over there?

Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!

by Qennyy May 14, 2024