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MatthewlovesMelanie

Just like it says, Matthew loves Melanie more than anything in the world. She is the most wonderful girl that has ever lived; she's fun, she's smart, she's sexy, she's beautiful, and there has never been a girl nor will there ever BE a girl that has tickled every inch of Matthew's fancies like Melanie has/does.
MatthewlovesMelanie more than anything else in the world and hopes to be able to love her and make her happy forever and ever.
by Puddin' September 6, 2008
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Matthew

Matthews are loveable, nice, sweet, caring, and kind. He always knows how to make you feel special inside. Matthew's are also known as Matts. His words are like magic and never fail to keep you happy. Matt's are easy to fall for and once you fall for them you can't get up. They are the best things in the world to fine. once u find one never let them go. Whether its as your boyfriend or guy friend they are special no matter what anybody says. I love my Matthew.
See that guy over there?
yeah that's matthew
by himhimhimhimhim September 29, 2014
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dave matthews band

an alright band, they have some good songs like Ants Marching.. but a little overrated. for some reason all the preppy kids really like them.
"Dave Matthews Band concert on Tuesday!"
"Eh, they're alright."
by BOOGABOOGA October 5, 2005
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Matthew

A socio-pathic guy who goes out with so many girls you can't count them all. He thinks he's hotter than he is and goes for girls who are way out of his league. He can't settle for one girl because he thinks he's too good for each girl he gets with. He's cocky and sucks at sports even though he tells everyone he's good. Matthew's often lie about everything and cannot be trusted.
asshole sociopath fuckboy ugly cocky Matthew
by girl78193 August 22, 2016
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matthew

Matthew is a faggot
by not tyler69 December 28, 2016
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matthew

He has much less class than zane and the rest of the world. A non classy person
Matthew says he has class but he doesnt
by llamaa=damaaa March 28, 2013
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Matthew

A person who is terrible at everything he does, a total noob. He trys to play vollyball but gets cut every year, because all the coachs think he is a total noob. He thinks hes good a COD, but hes the kinda kid thats you hope is on the other team so you can get some easy kills. The only thing hes good at is being a noob. He smells of noob, it probably the noob spice perfume he wears
Good kid- Dude the "dontkillme456" on our team is such a Matthew
Good kid2-I know, i hope hes on the other team next game

Can you smell that?
Ya it smells like a Matthew
by BackpackMcGee April 12, 2011
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