matchelly

built different. sleepy boy vibes.

is matchelly built different?
yes

is he sleeping ?
also yes

by uglybitchgreatmom November 15, 2021

Matcha

The most overrated tea ever.

What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.

Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".

Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*

Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021

matchies

A matching set of bra and women's underwear, often worn with the intention of being sexy without seeming too expectant on a date (like as if lingerie was worn). Can also be worn just for entertaining oneself or providing a secret layer of confidence.

Alex: Are you ready for your date tonight?
Passion: Yep! Just got a new set of matchies!

by lyricalgenius559 January 29, 2022

Matchew

The most perfect human being on the planet means everything to me I wouldn’t be alive Rn without him he helped me see the light when I needed to he’s the most funny creative fit lad ever I’ve never been so happy in my life he knows how to make you happy and would do anything for anyone even tho he’s slightly gay with all his friends he still kinda loves his gf to that has a really big ass and loves cars and scaring the shit out of ppl and likes to think his ass is big but it’s just not

You- damn I’m so flat

Matchew-ik

You-shut up Matchew your the reason there’s more doors than wheels

by Bigbunda123 May 17, 2022

MatchaPTSD

A condition suffered by the members of the 5th of July BLANK STREET team. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares, and severe fear of the color green, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about whisks. Treatments include; a cheeky Nandos, and cold beer!

Bro I have MatchaPTSD from yesterday!

by BlankBlankBlankStreet July 6, 2022

matchaqueen

Unparalleled beauty

She is definitely a matchaQueen, they can’t come any prettier than that!

by Jonnythun1979 August 4, 2022

MatchDay

To have sexual relations with someone. A term created by the infamous group: diFebe aka ba straata.

Yoh oaks, I need to have a MatchDay.

by That’s true October 10, 2022