Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

by anonymous June 10, 2017

Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018

kush monster

When you like get high

I might invite Lauren around for a kush monster later

by BanterSlut June 7, 2016

Slink Monster

A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner July 29, 2016

Monster Calves

Huge ass basketball calves the size of a watermelon.

" Caden has monster calves. They're the size of my face!!"

by eeeeaaaaoooooooonumnumnum October 12, 2021

Chalk monster

Chalk monster. A derogatory term for albinos. A person may shorten the term to just “chalky”

“Hey look John, there’s a chalk monster”-Bob
“Wow you don’t often see chalky’s here”-John

by Ricky Genius October 15, 2021

Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster

by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021