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mofollistic

Part of Speech: adjective
Pronunciation:
UK-style: /ˌmɒ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOF-uh-LISS-tik)
US-style: /ˌmoʊ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOH-fuh-LISS-tik)
Definition:
Describes something so grotesquely cruel, strategically harmful, or morally obscene that it transcends ordinary wrongdoing.
You’re working 80-hour weeks, getting screamed at in meetings, and your health is tanking. HR sends you a link to a mindfulness app and a coupon for herbal tea.
“What motherfuckery is this? Mofollistic slavers.”

Your parents belittle you for years, sabotage your self-worth, then tell others how proud they are that you’re “so strong.”
“They didn’t raise me. They razed me. That’s mofollistic parenting.”
by Lochard November 11, 2025
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suckin' mofo

An expression usually muttered under your breath after an uncomfortable experience. Refering to the experience itself. Can also refer to an individual.
Walking away from an arguement with a friend, Marisol expressed her distraught state with a quiet suckin' mofo.
by im'a grasshopper 2 July 7, 2006
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SA mofo

Adam: "damn that girl is hot"

John: "yeah bro, shes a super attractive mother fucker"

Adam: "oh, you mean SA mofo"

John: "exactly"
by V-necks like Daniel Tosh October 31, 2011
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Tyra Moffat

Depending on the gender of the person, the results vary. For most men, this word usually means strong, or muscular. They tend to have nice hair and teeth and have a great sense of humor. For the females, they tend to be very slutty, or having lots of sex appeal. Most men want to get with Tyra Moffatt's because they have slammin' bodies and are very trustworthy.
Dude, he's so damn Tyra Moffatt. I'd do him. I'd do him good.

Oh boy. That girl over there was so Tyra Moffat. DAYUM SHE FINE.
by bltttttt November 18, 2011
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sneezy mofo

A person with extreme allergies/illness which result in sneezing fits.
"There was a bunch of sneezy mofo's standing behind me in line at the post office. It was gross."
by Skittles Star January 1, 2012
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dumpy mofo

I would consider a dumpy mofo to be a person who is not only a mother fucker (mofo) but also quite dumpy. HOWEVER a dumpy mofo does not have to be on welfare or techinacally fuck a mother. A dumpy mofo is someone who is quite grubby and for embellishment you add mofo at the end.
You never leave the house anymore since you get food stamps now you dumpy mofo.
by Pookiegirl July 7, 2013
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Rich Mofo

I’m homeless and the guy with the Ferrari was being a rich mofo to me.
by UrBaNdeFiNer$$$ May 30, 2018
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