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Screen-looker

Somebody who attempts to gain an unfair advantage while playing a split-screen video game by looking at their opponents' screen sectors.
While we were playing Halo, my screen-looker friend was able to ambush me because he saw where I was.
by MX January 26, 2004
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looker

A hot guy/girl with a sexy body, and gorgeous face who makes u look twice at his or her sexiness.
Johns brother is quite a looker like the to guys i saw going by my house on skateboards today.
by jess887 December 18, 2007
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Get Looney

getting drunk or high on the substance of your choice
guy: yo man i've got so much shit for this weekend

other guy: yea dude we're gonna get LOONEY!
by Gepeto February 25, 2008
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Loogey

A glob of mucus that builds up in your mouth until you have compiled a huge ball of snot in a pool of spit. It is almost impossible to keep it in your mouth or swallow it so the only way out is to spit out the loogey. The glob of snot will hit the ground with a satisfying plop. For maximum grossness keep the loogey in your mouth for as long as possible to build up spit and then when you spit it out it will be fucking HUGE.
Mike spit out a huge loogey and his girlfriend almost puked. A string of leftover spit was still hanging off of his lip and he had to get it off with his finger. Yummy.
by analpenetrationbyforce November 6, 2011
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Loosey whities

Briefs (or tighty whities) that have been worn so much that they have lost elasticity in the waistband and fabric.
You know it's time to throw out your tighty whities when they become loosey whities.

Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:

throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;

leave them in someone's glove compartment;

put them in someone's desk at work or school;

throw them onto a powerline;

hang them from a tree branch or bush;

stuff them into someone's pillow case;

put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;

superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;

hoist them onto a flagpole;

staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;

tape them onto a blackboard;

sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;

place them into someone's shoes;

put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;

tape them onto someone's locker;

stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;

clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;

leave them on a supermarket shelf;

shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;

sneak them into a slurpee machine;

put them into someone's mailbox;

place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;

hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;

leave them in the middle of a hallway;

put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;

deposit them in a post box;

clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;

leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;

leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;

stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;

donate them to goodwill.
by Undies Expert April 10, 2009
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loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity
Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.
by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009
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Lolser

1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.

2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.
The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.

Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.
by Matt9236 February 1, 2010
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