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porn-kiss

To kiss someone with tongue but no lips, as in adult movies.
My parents porn-kiss every evening when dad comes home from work.
by Terrence Phillips January 14, 2008
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Australian Kiss

Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.
Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss
by The Iron Mike November 23, 2011
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platonic kiss

A sloppy tongue kiss that Plato used to give Aristotle.
Isocrates: "Yo, Plato be kissing Aristotle again and spit be coming out his mouth."
Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."
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French kiss

The best thing a person can do with their lips after sucking. MUCH funner than the normal kissing.
He gave her a french kiss which made her feel like everything was perfect.
by Nanana September 3, 2006
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scarlet kiss

To eat a women's minge during her monthlies.
A vampire's favourite form of oral sex.
by Keeper of the sacred honey pot October 29, 2003
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Unicorn kiss

When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.
"Scott" got a unicorn kiss from the cowboy at Gloria's on his bachelor party, but he was so drunk, he still doesn't' know.
by m24b September 1, 2011
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first kiss

One of many opprotunities to be embarassed by an erect male sexual organ.
He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.
by Wintergreen February 29, 2004
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